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likebigboats) wrote2015-07-26 02:15 pm
likebigboats) wrote2015-07-26 02:15 pm
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Memory - It'd be awkward to get caught naked at Hawke's estate. She'd only have three daggers on her
Hawke's pulled together a party, and Varric's led them to a rather remote location. Carta dwarves have apparently been trying to assassinate Hawke and her brother, and so they're trying to find out who's after them. The plan on how to deal with them is...well. There's a certain beauty in simplicity.
Varric: There it is.
Carver: It doesn't look all that dwarven.
Varric: These are Carta dwarves, so they're more criminals and smugglers than anything else. They're not usually stupid, though. I don't know why they'd attack you.
Carver: (Context-sensitive reply depending on if he's become Templar or Warden; basically, 'they gave it their best shot.')
Hawke: Don't feel left out. They've been trying to kill me for several days now.
Varric: You have a plan, then? I found their hideout, but my sources couldn't tell me anything else. It's all very...strange.
Hawke: Why do you say that? It's just a Carta, isn't it?
Varric: As far as my contacts in the Carta know, they shouldn't even be here. There shouldn't even be a here. This place is invisible. A big blind spot on the map. Bianca's never been this suspicious. And she's twitchy to start with.
Carver: Does it matter? We just need them to stop trying to kill us.
Varric: A fine point. So. What's the plan?
Hawke: There must be a reason they're attacking us. I intend to find out.
Varric: Right. Only one way to do that.
Carver: So we just walk in? Slaughter every dwarf in sight?
Varric: Not every dwarf.
Isabela: I just don't want them attacking your mansion again. What if I'm there naked? That would be awkward.
Aveline: Is there anyone who hasn't seen you naked?
Isabela: No, I mean, I'd only have three daggers. That would be awkward.
Carver: The Wardens know I couldn't let you do this alone. Not after an attack on both of us. I'll watch so there's no surprises. Shout if you need me.
Varric: There it is.
Carver: It doesn't look all that dwarven.
Varric: These are Carta dwarves, so they're more criminals and smugglers than anything else. They're not usually stupid, though. I don't know why they'd attack you.
Carver: (Context-sensitive reply depending on if he's become Templar or Warden; basically, 'they gave it their best shot.')
Hawke: Don't feel left out. They've been trying to kill me for several days now.
Varric: You have a plan, then? I found their hideout, but my sources couldn't tell me anything else. It's all very...strange.
Hawke: Why do you say that? It's just a Carta, isn't it?
Varric: As far as my contacts in the Carta know, they shouldn't even be here. There shouldn't even be a here. This place is invisible. A big blind spot on the map. Bianca's never been this suspicious. And she's twitchy to start with.
Carver: Does it matter? We just need them to stop trying to kill us.
Varric: A fine point. So. What's the plan?
Hawke: There must be a reason they're attacking us. I intend to find out.
Varric: Right. Only one way to do that.
Carver: So we just walk in? Slaughter every dwarf in sight?
Varric: Not every dwarf.
Isabela: I just don't want them attacking your mansion again. What if I'm there naked? That would be awkward.
Aveline: Is there anyone who hasn't seen you naked?
Isabela: No, I mean, I'd only have three daggers. That would be awkward.
Carver: The Wardens know I couldn't let you do this alone. Not after an attack on both of us. I'll watch so there's no surprises. Shout if you need me.